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by Fergus O’Neill
“Keep Going Sure it’s Grand”
Tax, insurance and NCT disc holder to stick on your car window.
Glow in the dark – “You’re looking well guard” to cheer up the guard on a particularly dark windy and wet
night.
Includes tips and information on the inside such as:
“Disarm the guard with a flattering comment : ‘My God Guard! You have lovely big legs’
or if it’s a male guard ‘you have a grand set of teeth guard’
What to tell the guard: “That you’re ‘not long for this world’ and look off in the distance